Have dog, will travel

Onion has her own luggage. It's one of the requirements of a dog diva, apparently. The adapted suitcase contains her favourite possessions -- food, bed, kong, blanket, and on this occasion an Onion Light to give to a friend. Everything a pampered pooch might need for a long weekend away! Hampshire, here we come.

Packing the pooch

Onion's debut movie, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, is out in UK cinemas today, but just as she is starting to enjoy the glare of publicity, we've decided to whisk her away to the coast of Wales for some fresh air. Of course, being a pampered pooch, she has her own bespoke luggage/portable bed. Unfortunately, her idea of helping out with the packing is to sit in it...

If you go and see the movie while Onion's away, please leave your comments here, so she can come back and read her notices!