Onion: Celebrity Bull Terrier

Charting the rise to celebrity of a miniature bull terrier with a taste for the limelight. Onion has been in Ewan McGregor movie 'Scenes of a Sexual Nature', has a light modelled on her bullie curves, and is the face of the canine social event of the year: Peckham Pet-tastic! It's a starry life for a pampered pooch.

Tuesday, October 24

Is Onion really a canine celebrity?


How do you know if you're living with a real-live celebrity? We had a good think about this, as Onion seems increasingly convinced that's what she is. We concluded that to be part of the celebrity culture you should
1. be in a movie (Onion is in Scenes of a Sexual Nature)
2. have a pop career (Onion appears in A-ha's 'Cosy Prisons' video, see above and YouTube)
3. behave like a diva!
In which case, Onion definitely qualifies. Time to bring out an Onion perfume?!

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7 Comments:

  • At 11:30 AM, Blogger Tin Tin Blogdog said…

    Hmmmmm, maybe Onion should have her own pet as an accessory. A celebrity pet. Maybe one of the owners?

    And yeah, gotta have a perfume.

    Oh, and maybe a clothing line?

    Hee hee hee.

    Chow for now,

    Tin Tin xo

     
  • At 10:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Onion needs to have her own chihuaua, her own lingerie line, a scandalous tell all book and some poo scented barf-ume!

    Bussie Kissies
    Buster

    Oh, and maybe an affair with her costar, Ewan M.?

     
  • At 4:58 AM, Blogger Scuba the Muscle Boy said…

    I agree with tin tin. Beside the perfume, you must have a clothing line (or a lingerie line and name it On Secret hehe guess Onion Secret won't go down so well).

    Scuba

     
  • At 6:36 AM, Blogger Sid the Dog said…

    Might I suggest "Onion Skin" for the clothing line?

     
  • At 12:52 PM, Blogger Onion said…

    What genius suggestions! Look out for Eau D'Onion perfume (currently available only on lampposts and street corners where I live), Onion Skin fashion and perhaps Shallot Skin fashion for little'uns? And I must find a celebrity pet, too. Undecided on that one so far.
    All suggestions welcome, I'm liking this concept!
    Onion
    X

     
  • At 5:18 AM, Blogger Studly Dudley said…

    Miss Onion,

    I think I am in love with your sweet bully face! I think we would make a very cute misrepresented couple together.. (plus then I could brag to my friends how I am dating a doglebrity!)
    Or, if anything, I could make a great bodyguard for those nights out on the red carpet :)

    Cheerio!
    Dudley

     
  • At 7:54 AM, Blogger Tigersan said…

    Onion perfume... smells good to me ;)

    And a pet... hmmm, maybe a nice little mouse :)

    Don't forget about the dance club :o

     

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