Onion: Celebrity Bull Terrier

Charting the rise to celebrity of a miniature bull terrier with a taste for the limelight. Onion has been in Ewan McGregor movie 'Scenes of a Sexual Nature', has a light modelled on her bullie curves, and is the face of the canine social event of the year: Peckham Pet-tastic! It's a starry life for a pampered pooch.

Friday, October 13

Bull Terrier cuts down junk mail!


We have discovered that owning a Bull Terrier drastically affects what is delivered through our letter box... In our front door we have a catflap, a legacy of a long-departed feline resident of the flat. Onion has decided to make full use of this mod con, not as a door -- she may be a mini, but she's far from cat-sized -- but as a viewing station. The sequence generally works as follows: (1) the front gate squeaks, alerting Onion to the possibility of visitors; (2) she hurtles to the front door and *bang*, her head explodes through the catflap like a battering ram; (3) (usually) the person delivering the takeaway menu / religious tract / minicab card hesitates then, realising that the letter box is positioned below the newly arrived dog-head, beats a hasty retreat without attempting delivery. Result: a noticeable reduction in junk mail!

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5 Comments:

  • At 10:24 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said…

    OUCH! Doesn't that hurt your head?
    Cool look-out, though!
    Play bows,
    Zim

     
  • At 4:14 PM, Blogger Butchy & Snickers said…

    Hello Onion!
    Be careful so you don't hurt your pretty star face in the cat door, hehehe! You certainly are gorgeous! We're glad you started a doggie bloggie!!
    Wirey Hugs!
    Butchy & Snickers

     
  • At 4:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Onion Babe, gotta say I love the video!

    Bussie Kissies
    Buster

     
  • At 8:29 AM, Blogger Charlie said…

    What a great idea!!! Now if I can just convince mom to put the cat flap in...
    - Charlie

     
  • At 7:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey - that's pretty darn funny! I hope you never get stuck, it does look kinda small.

     

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