Designer Dog or Loch Ness Monster?

Onion has been holidaying in Norfolk again.

This is a rare shot of her swimming (waves and water are generally to be avoided -- unless of course someone has carelessly thrown a kong in the shallows). As someone unkindly pointed out, she looks rather more like Nessie, Scotland's famous beast, than like a movie star.


But she luckily has also been snapped, celebrity-style, lounging about on the sand, showing off her latest designer togs. In Onion's case, these are a Liberty-print collar and blanket from LoveMyDog. So fabulously stylish, we can't believe she didn't get a spot in the new Sex and the City film!